Bishop Barry says, "Let God release you on a payment plan by calling me." They even have layaway. Yes it's a real commercial and yes, you can buy the ringtone for the low, low price of $9.99.
Probably not, but this is a little creepy. Or is it cute? Hard to say, but it must be catchy because it's stuck in my head. "Bing, Bing, Bing Goes the Internet"